Managerspeak

Laura

It is difficult to quantify just how much I hate the phrase “low hanging fruit”, but it is a lot.

Me

let’s double click on that… I’m just spitballing here… but we could replace that with “enable success vectors by utilizing agile prioritization processes.” Let’s run that up the flagpole and see who salutes, ok?

Laura

Kevin, while we’re at it, let’s talk about actionable takeaways on our synergies for monitizing that deliverable.

Me

I think the flow of this workstream is taking us right to a new center of excellence in strategic innovation!

Fun with the Apple predictive keyboard

I’m getting used to the predictive keyboards in iOS8. I found myself wondering today what would happen if I just hit a single key and then just picked the suggested word over and over. So I typed “a” and the following resulted. It looked like it was going to end up in an infinite loop, but while it got very repetitive, that never happened.

So, cheap fun (if you don’t include the cost of the iPhone)…

And the rest of the day after a long day at the same thing to say it was the best of the year and the rest of the day after a while ago but the fact I can get it right away with the best of the best way of the best thing to say it was the best thing to say it is not the same thing to say that I have a great way of the day I have a great way of life and the rest of my favorite part of the best of luck with the best thing ever I go back and the rest of my favorite part of the day I have to go back and the rest of my life and the rest of my favorite part of a sudden it was the first half of the best of the year and the rest of my favorite part of a sudden it was the first half of the day after a while ago but the rest of the best…

 

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