Since Amazon uses its own tracking numbers, I can't even see where they were delivered. As people send me screenshots of things showing "Delivered to a secure location"
— Kevin Goldsmith (@KevinGoldsmith) January 31, 2019
Puppies, Flowers, Rainbows and Kittens
Sarcasm and vitriol wrapped in a twee bow.
Since Amazon uses its own tracking numbers, I can't even see where they were delivered. As people send me screenshots of things showing "Delivered to a secure location"
— Kevin Goldsmith (@KevinGoldsmith) January 31, 2019