Puppies, Flowers, Rainbows and Kittens

I can't wait to be back in Pittsburgh, I'll be there in August speaking at the Abstractions Conference. If you want to attend, you can use my code "CtC5kwZHqDKSu-w" for 10% off! @abstractionscon https://t.co/jXInUG7pYx

— Kevin Goldsmith (@KevinGoldsmith) July 11, 2019

Dear @IKEAUSA, if I want American cinnamon buns, I will go to Cinnabon. I come to you for kanelbullar! Where did they go? pic.twitter.com/wfI8UktUqI

— Kevin Goldsmith (@KevinGoldsmith) July 7, 2019

I know some of the tricks around remembering names, but none seem to work for me. Anyone have good advice on remembering names (until we get the heads up displays implanted in our retinas)?

— Kevin Goldsmith (@KevinGoldsmith) July 6, 2019

I just passed someone I worked with years ago. I looked her right in the eyes and totally recognized her, but she didn't recognize me. I would have said hello, but I couldn't remember her name.

— Kevin Goldsmith (@KevinGoldsmith) July 6, 2019

I have particularly good visual memory. I will usually remember if I have met you before because I will remember your face even if you don't remember mine. However, I have a horrible memory for names, which is very problematic.

— Kevin Goldsmith (@KevinGoldsmith) July 6, 2019

Spending July 4th sick in bed watching dumb tv. Seems appropriate.

— Kevin Goldsmith (@KevinGoldsmith) July 4, 2019

So proud that I have raised a Monty Python fan!

— Kevin Goldsmith (@KevinGoldsmith) July 3, 2019

Posted on Instagram: https://t.co/v2MOsQm62V pic.twitter.com/cgVV3wfXKO

— Kevin Goldsmith (@KevinGoldsmith) July 2, 2019

Definition of optimistic bias: me tentatively accepting a 7am meeting on a vacation day thinking “well, I will probably be up and waiting for everyone else to get up”

— Kevin Goldsmith (@KevinGoldsmith) July 1, 2019

Do the Republicans Even Believe in Democracy Anymore https://t.co/x9y33uuoLu via @NYTOpinion

— Kevin Goldsmith (@KevinGoldsmith) July 1, 2019