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'A momentous day' as US Senate passes Music Modernization Act – Music Business Worldwide https://t.co/zDyxyTc0Az

— Kevin Goldsmith (@KevinGoldsmith) September 20, 2018

Great thread (and book) https://t.co/3yofIVOtCD

— Kevin Goldsmith (@KevinGoldsmith) September 20, 2018

There is definitely a German word for the person who does that math wrong every time. (Shlemiel is the Yiddish version)

— Kevin Goldsmith (@KevinGoldsmith) September 19, 2018

There should be a German word for the mental math you do when standing in the grocery line comparing the items in people's baskets to figure out which line will go fastest

— Kevin Goldsmith (@KevinGoldsmith) September 19, 2018

The fact that this did not elicit comments from anyone I work with suggests that it seems perfectly natural to them that I would do this.

— Kevin Goldsmith (@KevinGoldsmith) September 19, 2018

An hour later I go past a mirror and see the glasses hanging from my shirt collar with the other glasses on my face.

— Kevin Goldsmith (@KevinGoldsmith) September 19, 2018

I then took out my old reading glasses from my bag (the SECOND PAIR I CARRY) to read.

— Kevin Goldsmith (@KevinGoldsmith) September 19, 2018

A few minutes later, I opened my glasses case and seeing that it was empty got frustrated and added a To Do note for myself to go find them later.

— Kevin Goldsmith (@KevinGoldsmith) September 19, 2018

I got out my new reading glasses and hung them on my shirt collar.

— Kevin Goldsmith (@KevinGoldsmith) September 19, 2018

I have now reached a new life milestone, forgetfulness.

— Kevin Goldsmith (@KevinGoldsmith) September 19, 2018