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So anyone who has ever lived on the east coast knows south of the border. Any band that has ever toured has got at least one south of the border bumper sticker on a guitar case (along with the wall drug, mystery spot and little america bumper stickers). We were talking about this the other day and a friend sent me this link to the SOtB website. You’d think that someone might have thought about this hard enough to realize that this comes off pretty bad with the fake-bad-english and all.

I mean, I knew the place was tacky and goofy, but geez…

I was going to make a joke about how they probably have some innuendo about Mexicans being lazy or something, and then I found this:

Really, this place needs to be nuked from orbit.